10 Lies I Told Kristin

10.  We’re moving to the moon.

9.  We’re moving to Wisconsin.

8.  We’re moving to Des Moines.

7.  We’re moving to Australia.

6.  We’re moving to Korea.

5.  We’re moving to up-state New York.

4.  We’re moving to Iceland.

3.  We’re moving to Texas.

2.  We’re moving to Louisiana.

1.  We’re moving to New Jersey (oh, could there be anything worse?)