10. Our new bed-and-breakfast / guest room is already booked solid through Groundhog Day, 2021.
9. If we get a place to live on the beach, I’ll have an easier adjustment when I get back from Iraq.
8. I hear it’s OK to “go commando” in a grass skirt.
7. I can continue my critical research into airspeed velocity of a laden swallow.
6. One word: lava
5. If the cat gets out, he can’t rally go that far.
4. I look dynamite in a coconut bikini top (they really bring out my eyes).
3. I think I have a new theme for your quilting.
2. I might be lei’d more often.
1. Our son tends to wear floods — we’ll just call them shorts now.
