10 perks of moving to Hawaii

10. Our new bed-and-breakfast / guest room is already booked solid through Groundhog Day, 2021.

9. If we get a place to live on the beach, I’ll have an easier adjustment when I get back from Iraq.

8. I hear it’s OK to “go commando” in a grass skirt.

7. I can continue my critical research into airspeed velocity of a laden swallow.

6. One word: lava

5. If the cat gets out, he can’t rally go that far.

4. I look dynamite in a coconut bikini top (they really bring out my eyes).

3. I think I have a new theme for your quilting.

2. I might be lei’d more often.

1. Our son tends to wear floods — we’ll just call them shorts now.

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